That crawl! She’s trying to pull/stand up on any and everything. Fucking babies man.

But for serious guys….

Sometimes I honestly wonder why I never receive anon hate or a mention on dramatic mumblrs….

I have done far worse in my life being a recovered drug addict, eating disorder, mentally fringed, first time mother second time wife and my share of sexual partners…. I’ve fed my kid solids before she was 6 months, she sleeps in the living room, we used to watch tv (she’s too busy crawling all over my dog hair filled floors to care about Yo GABA GABA)… And I make jokes about how I’ll stick her in the oven or give her up for adoption if she doesn’t stop screaming

Then I realize that I don’t feed the trolls. I am a no bullshit direct semi dependent house wife that doesn’t want to embrace my matronly figure.

No one can say I’ve lied or call me fake because I’m fucking balls to the wall open about everything from my past to my present and I have nothing to apologize for. You don’t like the way I choose to live my life? Tough cookies princess no one cares.

Just move the fuck on, I’m more worried about SJWs turning rape into a card to be pulled when they can’t come up with a valid argument then I am about what fucking formula a mother decided to give her child or what dude she’s fucked, blown, or turn into a pretzel this week.

Stop clogging up dashes and get a clue, no post? No blog.

Penny Monkey

Penny Monkey

onemomwolfpack:

beautifullymessy-me:

rewritingnormal:

milkmomma:

maybemab:

twolittlebluebirdsx:

thebutterflytales:

mywizardingfamily:

trollfacemommy:

duffelerbontempi:

grossanatomy93:

actionputa:

igohardinovertime:

atlanteanpapi187:

vfilthy:

January Omelette 

August Sushi

April Sloppy Joe :/

November Banana

February Granola-Bar

May Mars-Bar

January Salad… no.

July Swiss-Roll xD

June Muffin….

April Rice. Okay.

March blueberry donut Just no

January potato.OMG LOL I’m crying. Potato.

September Sandwich. Ummm

June pie. It’s kinda cute…Lol

March Egg. I could work it

October Pan Dulce… I dunno…

onemomwolfpack:

beautifullymessy-me:

rewritingnormal:

milkmomma:

maybemab:

twolittlebluebirdsx:

thebutterflytales:

mywizardingfamily:

trollfacemommy:

duffelerbontempi:

grossanatomy93:

actionputa:

igohardinovertime:

atlanteanpapi187:

vfilthy:

January Omelette 

August Sushi

April Sloppy Joe :/

November Banana

February Granola-Bar

May Mars-Bar

January Salad… no.

July Swiss-Roll xD

June Muffin….

April Rice. Okay.

March blueberry donut

Just no

January potato.

OMG LOL I’m crying. Potato.

September Sandwich. Ummm

June pie. It’s kinda cute…
Lol

March Egg. I could work it

October Pan Dulce… I dunno…

Kemper meets Penny! Kemper is an artist and friend of the family. He was in town for the Main Street Arts Festival this past weekend. 

She really loved his facial hair. :D

Kemper meets Penny! Kemper is an artist and friend of the family. He was in town for the Main Street Arts Festival this past weekend.

She really loved his facial hair. :D

Penny tastes a lemon!

Penny and Kiersten at the Main Street Arts Festival in Downtown Fort Worth.

Penny and Kiersten at the Main Street Arts Festival in Downtown Fort Worth.

letters to you

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend,

Dear ex girlfriend,

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear *anyone*,

Dear Santa,

Dear mom,

Dear dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on,

Dear girlfriend,

Dear boyfriend,

Dear [insert URL here]

I like writing, do you like reading what I write? What should I write about? I need some prompts here are examples… Do you have a better idea? Let me know!

(via godsgirldeckard)

stay-honest:

crownmalone:

ARE YOU WITH THE RIGHT PARTNER?During a seminar, a woman asked,” How do I know if I am with the right person?”The author then noticed that there was a large man sitting next to her so he said, “It depends. Is that your partner?” In all seriousness, she answered “How did you know?”"Let me answer this question because the chances are good that it’s weighing on your mind." replied the author.Here’s the answer:Every relationship has a cycle… In the beginning; you fall in love with your partner. You anticipate their calls, want their touch, and like their idiosyncrasies. Falling in love wasn’t hard. In fact, it was a completely natural and spontaneous experience. You didn’t have to DO anything. That’s why it’s called “falling” in love.People in love sometimes say, I was swept of my feet. Picture the expression. It implies that you were just standing there; doing nothing, and then something happened TO YOU.Falling in love is a passive and spontaneous experience. But after a few months or years of being together, the euphoria of love fades. It’s a natural cycle of EVERY relationship.Slowly but surely, phone calls become a bother (if they come at all), touch is not always welcome (when it happens), and your spouse’s idiosyncrasies, instead of being cute, drive you nuts. The symptoms of this stage vary with every relationship; you will notice a dramatic difference between the initial stage when you were in love and a much duller or even angry subsequent stage.At this point, you and/or your partner might start asking, “Am I with the right person?” And as you reflect on the euphoria of the love you once had, you may begin to desire that experience with someone else. This is when relationships breakdown.The key to succeeding in a relationship is not finding the right person; it’s learning to love the person you found.People blame their partners for their unhappiness and look outside for fulfillment. Extramarital fulfillment comes in all shapes and sizes.Infidelity is the most common. But sometimes people turn to work, a hobby, friendship, excessive TV, or abusive substances. But the answer to this dilemma does NOT lie outside your relationship. It lies within it.I’m not saying that you couldn’t fall in love with someone else. You could. And TEMPORARILY you’d feel better. But you’d be in the same situation a few years later.Because (listen carefully to this)The key to succeeding in a relationship is not finding the right person; it’s learning to love the Person you found.SUSTAINING love is not a passive or spontaneous experience. You have to work on it day in and day out. It takes time, effort, and energy. And most importantly, it demands WISDOM. You have to know WHAT TO DO to make it work. Make no mistake about it.Love is NOT a mystery. There are specific things you can do (with or without your partner), just as there are physical laws of the universe (such as gravity), there are also laws for relationships. If you know how to apply these laws, the results are predictable.Love is therefore a “decision”. Not just a feeling.Remember this always: the universe determines who walks into your life. It is up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go!




Need to remember this.

stay-honest:

crownmalone:

ARE YOU WITH THE RIGHT PARTNER?


During a seminar, a woman asked,” How do I know if I am with the right person?”

The author then noticed that there was a large man sitting next to her so he said, “It depends. Is that your partner?”
In all seriousness, she answered “How did you know?”
"Let me answer this question because the chances are good that it’s weighing on your mind." replied the author.

Here’s the answer:

Every relationship has a cycle… In the beginning; you fall in love with your partner. You anticipate their calls, want their touch, and like their idiosyncrasies. Falling in love wasn’t hard. In fact, it was a completely natural and spontaneous experience. You didn’t have to DO anything. That’s why it’s called “falling” in love.

People in love sometimes say, I was swept of my feet. Picture the expression. It implies that you were just standing there; doing nothing, and then something happened TO YOU.

Falling in love is a passive and spontaneous experience. But after a few months or years of being together, the euphoria of love fades. It’s a natural cycle of EVERY relationship.

Slowly but surely, phone calls become a bother (if they come at all), touch is not always welcome (when it happens), and your spouse’s idiosyncrasies, instead of being cute, drive you nuts. The symptoms of this stage vary with every relationship; you will notice a dramatic difference between the initial stage when you were in love and a much duller or even angry subsequent stage.

At this point, you and/or your partner might start asking, “Am I with the right person?” And as you reflect on the euphoria of the love you once had, you may begin to desire that experience with someone else. This is when relationships breakdown.

The key to succeeding in a relationship is not finding the right person; it’s learning to love the person you found.

People blame their partners for their unhappiness and look outside for fulfillment. Extramarital fulfillment comes in all shapes and sizes.

Infidelity is the most common. But sometimes people turn to work, a hobby, friendship, excessive TV, or abusive substances. But the answer to this dilemma does NOT lie outside your relationship. It lies within it.

I’m not saying that you couldn’t fall in love with someone else. You could. And TEMPORARILY you’d feel better. But you’d be in the same situation a few years later.

Because (listen carefully to this)

The key to succeeding in a relationship is not finding the right person; it’s learning to love the Person you found.

SUSTAINING love is not a passive or spontaneous experience. You have to work on it day in and day out. It takes time, effort, and energy. And most importantly, it demands WISDOM. You have to know WHAT TO DO to make it work. Make no mistake about it.

Love is NOT a mystery. There are specific things you can do (with or without your partner), just as there are physical laws of the universe (such as gravity), there are also laws for relationships. If you know how to apply these laws, the results are predictable.

Love is therefore a “decision”. Not just a feeling.

Remember this always: the universe determines who walks into your life. It is up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go!

Need to remember this.

(via ciaradotrad)

asker

Anonymous asked: The theory of "cis privilege" cannot withstand a simple test for logical consistency. Women are targeted regardless of their mode of presentation, be it masculine or feminine. Whether they conform or not, they'll get shit for being AFAB. Men are only targeted when they are gender-nonconforming. They are safe as long as their presentation is masculine. This is not a difficult concept.

^

California Edition Cont.

No one hopes to grow up in an abusive home, but it happens. Although this is my first vivid memory that particular Apartment complex holds other not so awful memories.

Lets start with my 4th(?) birthday party.

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thatssorosie:

hauntedhousewife:

acidulous-ayla:

hauntedhousewife:

Do my recently used emoji’s make you wonder what me and Rosie have been talking about?

No, it’s quite simple really.
Sam has always wanted to build a snowman, and one day decides to visit a snowdome to try and build one because of course it doesn’t snow enough to make Snowmen in Texas (if it snows at all)
As Sam arrives at the snowdome she finds that it has been shut down for the foreseeable future and this makes her mad.
She gets a naughty idea and rings her partner in crime, Rosie, to come over.Rosie arrives and together they break into the snowdome to make Sam’s dreams of building a snowman come true.
Sam is so in love with how Rosie supports her in her criminal activities, and Rosie is in love with how Sam does whatever she wants to fulfill her dreams.
However, when they get inside they realise that the snow machines were taken when the snowdome was shut down.Sam is really sad.
Instead of piles of snow inside there are now piles of shrimp, but for what?!
Sam and Rosie decide to box up the shrimp as Sam cannot bare the thought of anything going to waste, especially food. This is because she’s so frugal.
Sam kisses Rosie, thanking her for travelling all this way in the attempt of building a snowman together.
Rosie is embarrassed and covers her face.
Sam gets a smug look on her face, seeing Rosie was better than any Snowdome anyway.
Later, Rosie takes Sam on a date to and ice cream shop and helps her build an ice cream man. It’s not the same, but Sam is heartwarmed and remarks how cool Rosie is to have done this all for her.
Disaster! The manager comes over and tells Sam it’s illegal to make ice cream snowmen in their shop, and they are calling the police!
Time to make a run for it, Sam and Rosie are chased by two shady looking characters.
They duck into a Halloween store and don Halloween masks to disguise themselves.
"I can’t believe we still can’t build you a snowman!" Remarks Rosie, hidden in a display of pumpkins.
All that can be heard from Sam are sobs of disappointment coming from a cart of fake bloody cleavers.
Rosie is determined to find some snow for Sam to play in, and so they travel far and wide looking for the perfect snow to build in.They even go to Africa and travel across the deserts on elephant back.
Alas, Africa has no snow for them and so they travel to Easter Island after hearing a legend that the giant heads are actually giant snowman heads.
When they arrive they find that the ice cream shop owner from before has purchased the entire island and has demolished the snowman heads in order to build a giant stage where plays will air to spread the anti-snowman parties ethics and beliefs.
Enraged, Sam and Rosie burn the place to the ground and vow to never let anyone elses snowman dreams be crushed again.
They become the snowmen superheroes, Snowman-Sam and Radical-Rosie.


Ayla, wow. This is freaking G O L D E N! I love this so much. Easter island heads are snowman heads!!!!!!!  I love you, you’re the greatest!!!!

This is the greatest thing ever.

Mines not as creative but all I could think was frozen and blow jobs… Have to admit the elephant might throw a wrench in my thought process but hey! Who cares?! Shipping Elsa and an elephant can’t be that far off from rule 34.

thatssorosie:

hauntedhousewife:

acidulous-ayla:

hauntedhousewife:

Do my recently used emoji’s make you wonder what me and Rosie have been talking about?

No, it’s quite simple really.

  • Sam has always wanted to build a snowman, and one day decides to visit a snowdome to try and build one because of course it doesn’t snow enough to make Snowmen in Texas (if it snows at all)

  • As Sam arrives at the snowdome she finds that it has been shut down for the foreseeable future and this makes her mad.

  • She gets a naughty idea and rings her partner in crime, Rosie, to come over.
    Rosie arrives and together they break into the snowdome to make Sam’s dreams of building a snowman come true.

  • Sam is so in love with how Rosie supports her in her criminal activities, and Rosie is in love with how Sam does whatever she wants to fulfill her dreams.

  • However, when they get inside they realise that the snow machines were taken when the snowdome was shut down.
    Sam is really sad.

  • Instead of piles of snow inside there are now piles of shrimp, but for what?!

  • Sam and Rosie decide to box up the shrimp as Sam cannot bare the thought of anything going to waste, especially food. This is because she’s so frugal.

  • Sam kisses Rosie, thanking her for travelling all this way in the attempt of building a snowman together.

  • Rosie is embarrassed and covers her face.

  • Sam gets a smug look on her face, seeing Rosie was better than any Snowdome anyway.

  • Later, Rosie takes Sam on a date to and ice cream shop and helps her build an ice cream man. It’s not the same, but Sam is heartwarmed and remarks how cool Rosie is to have done this all for her.

  • Disaster! The manager comes over and tells Sam it’s illegal to make ice cream snowmen in their shop, and they are calling the police!

  • Time to make a run for it, Sam and Rosie are chased by two shady looking characters.

  • They duck into a Halloween store and don Halloween masks to disguise themselves.

  • "I can’t believe we still can’t build you a snowman!" Remarks Rosie, hidden in a display of pumpkins.

  • All that can be heard from Sam are sobs of disappointment coming from a cart of fake bloody cleavers.

  • Rosie is determined to find some snow for Sam to play in, and so they travel far and wide looking for the perfect snow to build in.
    They even go to Africa and travel across the deserts on elephant back.

  • Alas, Africa has no snow for them and so they travel to Easter Island after hearing a legend that the giant heads are actually giant snowman heads.

  • When they arrive they find that the ice cream shop owner from before has purchased the entire island and has demolished the snowman heads in order to build a giant stage where plays will air to spread the anti-snowman parties ethics and beliefs.

  • Enraged, Sam and Rosie burn the place to the ground and vow to never let anyone elses snowman dreams be crushed again.

  • They become the snowmen superheroes, Snowman-Sam and Radical-Rosie.

Ayla, wow. This is freaking G O L D E N! I love this so much. Easter island heads are snowman heads!!!!!!! I love you, you’re the greatest!!!!

This is the greatest thing ever.

Mines not as creative but all I could think was frozen and blow jobs… Have to admit the elephant might throw a wrench in my thought process but hey! Who cares?! Shipping Elsa and an elephant can’t be that far off from rule 34.